The Woozies

The ATP tour season ending awards are always popular. This got me thinking about some fun categories that fans may come up with for both the ATP as well as the WTA. Here are some categories I came up with for 2010 ( I'm sure there are alot more!). Take a break and relax! Presenting the Woozies-

First the Men

Houdini Award
Oh Del P, where are you?

Richie Rich Award
Private jet? Check
Child star? Check
Controversy? Check
Ernsts you poor li'l rich kid!

Witty Tweety Award
Take a bow Somi! For being so politically uncorrect, you are the witty tweety!

Snatching defeat from the Jaws of Victory Award
Stiff competition between Novak and Monfils, both French Open casualities, but Novak gets this one for unbelievably losing a match he was in complete control of.

Overhyped Underperformer of the year Award
Hot streaks freezing into ice?Check
Whipping up home crowd frenzy?Check
The Eternal British, Scottish, Royal, Wimbledon hoax, er hope? Check
Give it up for the Merman, oops the Murr mannnn

Congeniality Award
Mr Photogenic? Check
Mr. Goldilocks?Check
Mr. Chocolate? Check Check
Gifting your opponents matches after sqaundaring match points?Priceless
Take a bow Roger!

Mamma's boy no more Award
Hot video with latino pop star- Woohohohoo
You win no, Rafa?

Ye Dosti Hum Nahi Todenge Award
Derailed Indian express back on track, albeit for a short time.Watch out Bryan twins, these guy know a thing or two about chest bumps and fist pumps

Mr. Mystery Man Award

For making the press think that you are the mystery man in Serena’s life. For the unbelievable bizarreness of it all! Take a Bow A Rod!

Now the Ladies

Ms. Physically Present, Mentally Absent Award

Courting fashion? Check
Mistaking the court for a catwalk? Check
Oops your game took a walk. Come back Venus!!!

Ms. Nailing It Award
Designer nails are so passé, especially when you sharpen your claws yourself. Easy on them Serena!

Ms. Congeniality Award
Ms. Twitter?Check
First to wish ‘ happy birthday’? Check
Congratulate a fellow players success? Check
Nice gals finish last? Uncheck

They don’t make them like you anymore Kim!!

Ms. Heartbreak Award

Masha to wed Sasha. Need I say more?

Ms. Bollywood Melodrama Meltdown Queen Award
For making the Indian press concoct the unbearable tongue twister Shoania!

Ms. Show them who the boss is Award
Who wants the WTA, when only the STA matters. In the Serena Tennis Association we have the Serena slam and we all know who the real deal is. Take that flower puff girls!

Ms. Flowerpuff Award
Following her illustrious brethern, there's no stopping Caro!!!

Ms. Spectacular Meltdown Award
Double faults? Check
Deer caught in the headlights look?Check
Take a break Safina!

Ms. WonderWoman Award

Why did you wait this long Kimiko??

I think thats a fair wrap. Hope you enjoyed it, just for fun :)